ESGEE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Game Facts: Gears of War]

Big Tires + Loud Engine = Penis! How clever. Great animation, and dialogue. Laughed my ass off through the entire clip.

[ONEY2012]

Well you have my vote. lol! Great animation, loved the pointless, political message you were portraying. How does he do it?

[The Jenova Cure]

Eat the damn sandwiches! I loved every cliche refered from FFVII that was portrayed in this movie. Like, why does Sephiroth have to be such a douche? Great voice overs, decent animation, and fantastic punchline. 5/5

[Tootsie Pop Crush]

Nicely done, done with one! Loved it.

[The Steven Seagal Show #1]

"What The F*ck!"

Awesome flash. It makes me wonder if he is really like that in real life. I especially enjoyed the part with Sly. Funny shit man. Keep up the great work, I want to see episode 2! 5/5 10/10

[Goomba's perspective]

"What's the deal with these mushrooms?"

I laughed my ass off from beginning to end. I was a little hesitant at first, but after watching I have to say this belongs in the hall of fame of 'mario' jokes! Great work. 5/5 10/10

[Skyrim Is Epic]

"Here's Your Pie B*tch!"

The best Skyrim parody I've seen on Newgrounds thus far. I laughed my ass off throughout the entire presentation. Great animation, great voice overs, and great humor. 5/5 10/10

[The Great Chimp Heist]

"EPIC FLASH"

This had me breaking down on the dance floor. Now I'm not one of those cock sucking fans who will right a bad review and critic everything in your flash just so I can get some ass licking recognition! LOL!!! There is a reason why it's called 'random humor', however some people just don't get that. Great animation and the music is still top notch! 5/5 10/10

Sexual-Lobster responds:

heheh thanks!

[PokeAwesome]

"EVOLVE ME!"

I gotta say it's been a while since you've 'awesomed' another classic game. Thank you for this, I can now say my awesome collection is finally complete within my favs. That is until you blow my mind again. Great animation and great dialogue. 5/5 10/10

[Marvin Finds His Kitty]

Marvin, kitty slayer!

Short, sweet, simple, and straight to the flatulence! Loved it. Nothing but 5's from me. Great job.